you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i would punch a child for taco bell
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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