we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
