Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
high people should be assigned attendants
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
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It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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