True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
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You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
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I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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