I heard we made out
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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