that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I could fuck to npr.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize
