Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
i love accidental penises.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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