just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
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He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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