508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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