so that wasnt chicken after all
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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