I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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