So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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