Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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