Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
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she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
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When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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