She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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