help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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