Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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