we're blogging at a bar
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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