Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
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I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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