I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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