i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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