Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Text me some of your sweat
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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