hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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