But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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