if you like me you must not know who I am
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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