i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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