Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
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Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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