Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
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Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
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Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
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