i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Randomize
