he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
