It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I'm getting married
To pizza
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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