Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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