Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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