There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
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It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
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also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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