Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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