They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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