she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
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I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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