so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
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I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
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It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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