it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
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My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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