her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
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I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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