Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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