Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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