I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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