My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
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He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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