I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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