so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
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