I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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