So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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