I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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