You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Too much gin, very little bucket
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My pussy is not your playground.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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