hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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