Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
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Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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